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If you have difficulty understanding the current world financial situation, the following should help...

Once upon a time in a village in India , a man announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10.

The villagers seeing there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $10, but, as the supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their efforts. The man further announced that he would now buy at $20. This renewed the efforts of
the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.

Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer rate increased to $25 and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, llet alone catch it!

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now act as buyer, on his behalf.

In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers: ' Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at $35 and when he returns from the city, you can sell them back to him for $50. '

The villagers squeezed together their savings and bought all the monkeys.

Then they never saw the man or his assistant again, only monkeys everywhere!

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Legend has it that George Washington, America's first president, chopped down a cherry tree in his youth. The story goes that George gives the tree a good swing and chops it down with an axe. His father sees the damaged tree and asks his son if he knows who did the deed.
George is quoted bravely admitting the truth:
'I can't tell a lie, Pa; you know I can't tell a lie. I did cut it with my axe.'

Below is a satire of how some Malaysian politicians circa 2008 may have reacted to the same question(Just for entertainment purpose):

Abdullah Ahmad Badawi-
'I did not cut down the tree, I was just taking a nap underneath it.'

Najib Razak -
'I swear that I have never MET that tree.'

Hishamuddin Hussein Onn-
'...but I only own a keris, not axe, how to cut down the tree?'

Dr MahathirMohamd -
'Apa nama cherry tree, yes, I chopped it down because, I don't like the idea of Pak lah sleeping under it.'

Chua Soi Lek-
'Yes it was me, I resign as caretaker of this orchard.'

VK Lingam -
'It could be me, it might have been me but I don't think its me.

Anwar Ibrahim-
'I did NOT do it, and I am not giving any DNA sample for you to plant on the axe handle.'

Mohd Khir Toyo-
'The new state government should just trim the grass and not waste time asking who cut the tree.'

Ahmad Said (TerengganuMB) -
'I chopped it because cherry trees are more expensive to maintain than durian trees.'

Azalina Othman -
'The cherry tree is not included under my tourism MOU so I cut it down and besides there were unauthorised signboards put up around the tree.'

Shabery Cheek -
'I challenge you to a debate on tree cutting.'

S SamyVelu -
'I chopped it because Hindraf members were using it as a meeting point.

Wira Ali Rustam-
'We have planted durian trees for 50 years and we will plant them for another 50 years, we do not need cheery trees, apple trees, pear trees and all these other foreign trees.'

Rais Yatim -
'You must see the bigger picture, Ahmad said cherry trees are expensive to maintain, Ali Rustamsaid that are against our national identity and I needed to test my new axe, so you see, it is a WIN-WIN situation all around.'

Sharir Samad-
'I cut the tree because we could no longer afford to subsidise it.'

Karpal Singh-
'The bigfoot creature did it.'

Bung Mokhtar -
'The big monkey did it'

Pandikar Amin Mulia -
'There is nothing in the standing orders against chopping cherry trees. Kinabatangan duduk, Bukit Gelugor duduk.

Khairy Jamaluddin-
I did not do it, neither did the Mat Rempits. By the way, what's a cherry tree?'

Lim Kit Siang-
'Cherry tree also you don't know, you are an insult to Oxford!'

NazriAbdul Aziz-
'Racist, racist, racist! When we cut down durian trees nobody made a fuss. Now...'

Malaysian Citizens -
'Oh for heavens sake!
Somebody plant something before we all starve to death!'

kelako tok kala komeh cume post nih je hehhe

COCA COLA, HUGGIES, RIVER ISLAND, MC DONALD, CLINIQUE, DISNEY, DONNA KARAN, STARBUCK, GAP, GARNIER, KOTEX, PERRIER, SANEX, JO MALONE, LANCOME, LIBBYS. TCHIBO, LOREAL. MARK & SPENCER , KLEENEX, MAYBELLINE, NESTLE , REVLON, WONDERBRA.
Thats a list of Brands.. found out - donate money to ISRAEL ARMY.
we need to STOP BUYING from them.
It may seems like a small things to do but.. WHY NOT !...

acik wrote:COCA COLA, HUGGIES, RIVER ISLAND, MC DONALD, CLINIQUE, DISNEY, DONNA KARAN, STARBUCK, GAP, GARNIER, KOTEX, PERRIER, SANEX, JO MALONE, LANCOME, LIBBYS. TCHIBO, LOREAL. MARK & SPENCER , KLEENEX, MAYBELLINE, NESTLE , REVLON, WONDERBRA.
Thats a list of Brands.. found out - donate money to ISRAEL ARMY.
we need to STOP BUYING from them.
It may seems like a small things to do but.. WHY NOT !...

company komeh antara pembekal terbesar raw material untuk HUGGIES.dah la under akaun komeh pulak terh.

Nozie. kesiannya ke oak. berdoalah banyak2 semuga Allah merahmati segala kerja awok. jangan pulak lepaeh neh oak buat keje cincai2 ajeh... Insyaallah rezeki itu di tentukan oleh Allah... bukan awok saje2 cari kerja yang tak gagerh.. (cntoh saje2 keje kat Carlsberg )

janji kita doh usehe cari keje kat tempat yg lagi baik tapi kala doh kat situ je tempat yg trime kita, rezeki kite lah tu

setuju2.... solat Istiharah. kalau tak tenang terh maknenye entah2 rezeki kita kat tempat laing...
Nozie.. smuga Alllah memberkati..

..( Iwan... doh dekat dgn posting oak.he..he..)

acik wrote:COCA COLA, HUGGIES, RIVER ISLAND, MC DONALD, CLINIQUE, DISNEY, DONNA KARAN, STARBUCK, GAP, GARNIER, KOTEX, PERRIER, SANEX, JO MALONE, LANCOME, LIBBYS. TCHIBO, LOREAL. MARK & SPENCER , KLEENEX, MAYBELLINE, NESTLE , REVLON, WONDERBRA.
Thats a list of Brands.. found out - donate money to ISRAEL ARMY.
we need to STOP BUYING from them.
It may seems like a small things to do but.. WHY NOT !...

sekadar tambahan ke pada email acik neh:

the producers of Adam Sandler's new movie Bed Time Stories will be donating their profits to Israel.

cite neh tgh tayang kat panggung. tak tau le betul ke tak..skadar nyampaikan ajer.

Komeh baru tengok filem ni minggu lepas.....

selain drp kite memboikot barangan dan memde2 yg berkaitan ngan yahudi laknatullah neh, just nok bgtau, seme hway kat mesia neh teloh membukok peti derma di tol2 plaza utk kutipae bg membantu sedare2 kite di palestin..sambil2 bayo tol terh, buleh la kite hulur2 cket ikek kemampuae..

memetik kate2 sorang laknatullah berkenaan laknatullah yang lain

'I KILLED HALF THE JEWS AND LEFT YOU THE OTHER HALF..JUST SO YOU CAN SEE FOR YOURSELF WHY I KILLED THEM' - ADOLF HITLER

boikot boikot boikot

Dato' K wrote:

memetik kate2 sorang laknatullah berkenaan laknatullah yang lain

'I KILLED HALF THE JEWS AND LEFT YOU THE OTHER HALF..JUST SO YOU CAN SEE FOR YOURSELF WHY I KILLED THEM' - ADOLF HITLER

kalau kita baca ni.. kita tau Yahudi Laknatullah neh dah merancang nok menghapuh ke Islam terh sejak mase HITLER lageh.
sebanornyerh bukan sebab dia nok serang orang2 Palestine... tapi sebab di Palestine tu lah tempat kuatnya ISLAM.(dan segala2nya berkaitan kegemilangan Islam). Yahudi Laknatullah pikir dia dapat kalohkea Palestine.. dia dapat hapuskan Islam dari bumi Allah ni...
jom kite berjuang bersama2... selain buat mende2 yg kita dah bincang sblum neh.. jom kita sama2 baca ayat2 Quran neh bile kita pree.. Al Fath: ayat.. 26 & 27. Yunus : ayat..85, 86 & 88. jgn lupa tngok makna n baca dgn yakin. Insyall semuga Allah merahmati kita dan memperkenankan.

kalau ade masa cer tengok info palestine dala Palestinkini.info.
kala nok dango lagu pase palestine pulak cer tengok/dengor.. Free Palestin - Try Not To Cry -

terharu komeh bila diamati lirik lagu ni.....

ni video clip lagu tu:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlfhoU66s4Y&feature=related

ni lirik dia:
A blinding flash of white light
Lit up the sky over Gaza tonight
People running for cover
Not knowing whether they're dead or alive

They came with their tanks and their planes
With ravaging fiery flames
And nothing remains
Just a voice rising up in the smoky haze

We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
You can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight

Women and children alike
Murdered and massacred night after night
While the so-called leaders of countries afar
Debated on who's wrong or right

But their powerless words were in vain
And the bombs fell down like acid rain
But through the tears and the blood and the pain
You can still hear that voice through the smoky haze

We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
You can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight

We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
You can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die

We will not go down
In the night, without a fight

We will not go down
In Gaza tonight